February 2012
distorted-eyes:
I want to disappear.
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm too good for you.
1 tag
“If I got a dollar for every time I hurt someone’s feelings then I’d buy a heart...”
– Nathan Fisher (via w-a-l-l-f-l-o-w-e-r)
1 tag
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
